“Stimulus” by Robert O. Adair

Rolling drunks
on a Saturday night!
Me oh my!
Such a delight!

Having trouble
making ends meet?
This is really neat,
a treat that can't be beat!

A moderate investment
in a little booze,
you can make money
as much as you choose!

Good looking lady
in a slinky gown,
this is your oyster!
Go out on the town!

In this time of
great recession,
think of this stimulus
as anti-depression!