“Bipartisan???” by Todd-Michael St. Pierre

You say that you're conservative...
I hear your words and yet...
You have NO moral high-ground!
You spend us into debt!
Your so-called "Grand OLD Party,"
Has fallen short indeed...
You cater to the wealthiest...
Too proud of WAR and GREED!
You ask if I'm bipartisan...
Forgive me if I'm crass...
But I will HUG your Elephant...
If you will KISS my ass!